Eternaly DG

Well ever wonder why we are loved by the people around us? here are the reasons. We are fuckers, demons incarnated, lazy, possessors of the 8 deadly sins namely, pride, greed, wrath, lust, sloth, envy, gluttony and curly!Oh yeah! that's why they love us so much some people wants us baptized everyday! but whenever we are, the water simply evaporates! They say that a society can never be a society without us! in other words, we form the hierarchy of the bureaucracy, giving the faculty their job to always look for US! Since if we are not present, the prefect of discipline  will not have a job at all and the guard need not to look at the gate all the time anymore! so this is clear! we give jobs to other people! Oh hell yeah! And the best part of being a Dg is that you don't have to worry about anything! Why? Because we are too lazy to do anything that's why we have nothing and because we have nothing, we don't have to worry about anything! And to be clear, we are not writing this to apologize and to be pitied! All we say to people who considers us pests is KISS YOU DIRTY ASS! WE BRAG OUR DGNESS!
Now here are the members of the DG!
THE BPZ!
BPZ is actually the shortened term of the real name of the group which is BP( which is actually shorter than the shortcut!)It is a sub group of the ten membered group the DG and is only compose of 2 members. (that sucks).The BPZ are actually the bullies in the DGs. Example of these circumstances is when Frincess Fermendoza heard that 3 of the Dgs are gonna have the bar shotting she was furious and said that they need to go to school. But in the end, the truth came out that she was just jealous because she does not have the strength to be absent in fear that noel will find out! And so she came and shot with the anonymous three! And Speaking of  Frincess Fermendoza she is actually a girl with a very foul mouth! 

oh yeah! Foul! she lives to insult people especially the poor and the weary! She does not dress the naked, feed the hungry, visit the sick,comfort the sad and helps the poor! she simply laughs at them! Plus if you look at her, it feels as though you are wearing shades but actually you are not! She is just dark! like a black whole that not even light could escape! This earned her the nick name NEVERMORE! Oh yeah! They are not only the same in color but also the way they damage other people! Every time she insults, all that is said is GODLIKE! The other member of this nefarious, obnoxious, demonic, atheist, hard headed, self loving, gravity defying, cruel sub-group is Hany Navarra !

 She is a homo sapiens who dwells in Roman Diaz, the street of sins! A descendant who is a successful author of two books : The Ambiguous Mirage and Skirmish War. Of all the DGs, she is the one who is considered Matured like helping the other DGs cross the streets and is known to get in other people's pants ( Literally, not the other thing the you dirty minded jerks are thinking!) Hany is foolish enough to mistake the meaning of the abbreviation "DEP" as she spent 6 years looking for a Department Counter which does not really exist! ( Foolish). Hany is also foolish enough to think that she and Bill Kaulitz, the lead singer of German shit band Tokio hotel are gonna get married someday! But anyway, she is successful in her "Kuot" Career anyway.  Oh yeah! Behold the gospel of hany:

The man who knows the ambiguous mirage turned to see the silhouette of my humanity hiding from the skirmish war

"______________NOSEBLEED!_______________

Scientist all over the world tried to study this specie  for a long time already. Many people say that its just mutation that led to this kind of power and some religious group claims that she is the flood that will vanquish the earth! Her name is Reyaniliza Kassandra "The Spitter" Te! They say that you need to cover your face when she speaks! They say that her saliva showers! But we dg knows her better! Saying that it feels like showering when she talks is an understatement! Her saliva is a dilemma! A desturbia! An armagedon incarnate! THE REINACTMENT OF THE GREAT DESTRUCTION OF NOAH'S ARK MADE WORST! For the DGs don't suffer forty days and forty nights only! We suffer it 24/7 the entire years we've been together! And worst, her saliva is like acid! It will surely burn down you skin!  But she is no different from this other member that will surely take your breath away because of his idiocracy ( A vocabulary invented for him)! He has Idiocation and stupidation combined all together to make a salad of doom! The other Te, Christian Dave-vil Te! With a sense of smell stronger than that of a blood hound, he can smell you a light year away from earth! How could that be possible anyway? Well here's the answer! With nose hole like that of a volcano crater ( ha ha )  He is called ILONG RANGER, CHIEF SIP-ON INVESTIGATOR! Often times he thinks that he is cute and I don't know where did he get such a ridiculous idea! And just like the other Te, he is also a spitter who spits Lava! Meteors! Comets! And other heavenly bodies! Report says that no matter what, this psycho should never suffer poverty or else you won't like the outcome! ( Remember what he said in forth year as to why he did such crime during the drama and the reason for the action is poverty?) THAT'S IT! And of course this gives way to the only person who could spot him from his foolishness is ARABELLE GRAVINO- you might think that she is strict because she can stop Dave but you are wrong! She is just the secret leader of the DG whom everyone could trust! well enough of the positivist! Lets do it the harsh way! Often times she likes to cut class and goes home whenever she wants to and does not get admission slips to the prefect of discipline! But what made her unique is that she has the voice that can deliver us to 2012! When she laughs the pitch is so high you may find her a bad nightingale! and her favorite food is BING BANG! YEAH! BING BANG! ( the chocolate ) 

  Arabelle is also a nature lover who likes to plant kawayan and feed chickens as they are favorite animals! ( LOL )

another fucking member of the group is Danica Braganza- an

Adam-obsessed, lazy, careless, cheating, lying, glambert who likes to comment on anything that she sees! Hell Yeah!! She eats like a pig and sleeps like a snake only to wake up when she is hungry! But she is successful in terms of her education! Proof? She's a DL! No not deans lister! DE-BARRED'S LISTER! SHe is often time seen lurking around the food court eating all the food she could have!