Eternaly DG

Another mesmerizing creature bestowed upon the DG is our very own guru Hazel Lasay who also, like  Hany published her own book! or these books are more of like a manual! these manuals are entitled in such a unique way you can't forget their titles! 

1.How To Steam Up The BED

2. Heat The Night

3 The Ways of Pleasure
4. Other titles that i forgot!

But she is really religious though as a matter of fact she has her own religion and if you are gonna be a member of it you will surely go to hell! yes! you will burn in an inferno of fire! The famous lasay rosary goes like this:

PUTANG INANG YAWA NG BWISHIT GAGO ATAY PACKSHIT   FUCK~ ( may tono ang fuck sa last )

This is why she is said to possess all the capital sins mentioned in the above!

Proofs?

1. she is the best friend of Ma'am Orion because she is always late! That's Sloth!

2. She likes to keep all of her foods all by herself but asks for food to another person claiming that she has not eaten! That's gluttony!

3. She is jealous of people holding foods! Food still but jealous is Envy!

4. She does not share her blessings of answers during exams! That's greed!

5. She is a guru! That's Lust!

6. She defends her answers even if she is...ummm...correct but 1% wrong! That's Pride!

7 She will curse you insults that the world has never heard off before every time she is mad! That's wrath!

8. She has curly hair and that's Curly!

And from the proofs above she is indeed the certified queen of sins!

This next member of the DG must be the missing link or something! He was discovered in the museum and 

and from then on was named Roger Jordan. You may think that he is a good boy if you just simply look at his face which has no trace of sin at all! Yeah! But to tell you the truth, he likes to complain and insult all the ugly things that he sees! He is like the junior Frincess only in attitude not in skin! And he likes to play hide and seek even though nobody is really looking for him! What a foolish boy! And he is also leading to the expedition to find the missing troglo and when he bought to the cafeteria in HCCC he also said bing bang ! And just like any other DG, he is also certified lazy! A class cutter! An absent body! A dota player! And a bully in FIFA! And you know who's the guy he bullied? We'll come to that later cause first I want you to meet the most intelligent subservient,voracious, epidemic, criminatic, animatic, cinimatic, paatik and big headed member of the group, Charlie John Larosa.

With a head as big as his,  you won't wonder why he can create such excellent words that they scientist no longer use Latin for giving scientific names. Not even Mr. Webster could defy such peerless intelligence in inventing words! Even Oprah cried whenever she hears him talk " Eskemberly isbergandy eskemberlu bergandy eesbrigindee!" Yeah! Every time he talks like that the entire american nation gives him an emotional standing ovation! And such intelligence should not go to waste so decided to give him Madagascar so that he may be able to teach the lemurs to talk! He is really the master of tongue twisters!

But wait, the original 9-side group decided to adopt a retarded as part of our charity program! But we did not choose a child though! we chose this carpenter who in deep tagalog is called UYAMOT! his name is Jonathan Vince Cane Valmores.

He was a carpenter that we saw while we were eating lunch at who knows where! Well apparently we saw his extreme talent right away! He is very gifted in pounding the nail with the hammer that we decided to go to the place were he came from and guess what we discovered? He is actually a summa cum laude graduated in the coarse of BS Carpentry Major in Nail Pounding at the University of Munting Paaralan! Well if ever you question his intelligence, why not solve this one?

What is the total strength exerted by a fifty year old carpenter if he holds a hammer weighing twice the size of half a truck that is 1908kg when he tilts his arm at an angle of 90 degrees to pound the nail located 6 inches blow him at a 4 inches ply wood? If the gravity of the earth at that time is 3 times than the normal what would be the out come of the pounding? After you got the amount of strength, can you tell how deep did the nail was buried if it was 7g in weight?

oh yeah these are the members of the Drunkard's Generation ! But this is just the introduction! A guide for you to understand the critical minds of the DGs as we continue DG diaries!