Well ever wonder why we are loved by the people around us? here are the reasons. We are fuckers, demons incarnated, lazy, possessors of the 8 deadly sins namely, pride, greed, wrath, lust, sloth, envy, gluttony and curly!Oh yeah! that's why they love us so much some people wants us baptized everyday! but whenever we are, the water simply evaporates! They say that a society can never be a society without us! in other words, we form the hierarchy of the bureaucracy, giving the faculty their job to always look for US! Since if we are not present, the prefect of discipline  will not have a job at all and the guard need not to look at the gate all the time anymore! so this is clear! we give jobs to other people! Oh hell yeah! And the best part of being a Dg is that you don't have to worry about anything! Why? Because we are too lazy to do anything that's why we have nothing and because we have nothing, we don't have to worry about anything! And to be clear, we are not writing this to apologize and to be pitied! All we say to people who considers us pests is KISS YOU DIRTY ASS! WE BRAG OUR DGNESS!
Now here are the members of the DG!
THE BPZ!
BPZ is actually the shortened term of the real name of the group which is BP( which is actually shorter than the shortcut!)It is a sub group of the ten membered group the DG and is only compose of 2 members. (that sucks).The BPZ are actually the bullies in the DGs. Example of these circumstances is when Frincess Fermendoza heard that 3 of the Dgs are gonna have the bar shotting she was furious and said that they need to go to school. But in the end, the truth came out that she was just jealous because she does not have the strength to be absent in fear that noel will find out! And so she came and shot with the anonymous three! And Speaking of  Frincess Fermendoza she is actually a girl with a very foul mouth! 

oh yeah! Foul! she lives to insult people especially the poor and the weary! She does not dress the naked, feed the hungry, visit the sick,comfort the sad and helps the poor! she simply laughs at them! Plus if you look at her, it feels as though you are wearing shades but actually you are not! She is just dark! like a black whole that not even light could escape! This earned her the nick name NEVERMORE! Oh yeah! They are not only the same in color but also the way they damage other people! Every time she insults, all that is said is GODLIKE! The other member of this nefarious, obnoxious, demonic, atheist, hard headed, self loving, gravity defying, cruel sub-group is Hany Navarra !

 She is a homo sapiens who dwells in Roman Diaz, the street of sins! A descendant who is a successful author of two books : The Ambiguous Mirage and Skirmish War. Of all the DGs, she is the one who is considered Matured like helping the other DGs cross the streets and is known to get in other people's pants ( Literally, not the other thing the you dirty minded jerks are thinking!) Hany is foolish enough to mistake the meaning of the abbreviation "DEP" as she spent 6 years looking for a Department Counter which does not really exist! ( Foolish). Hany is also foolish enough to think that she and Bill Kaulitz, the lead singer of German shit band Tokio hotel are gonna get married someday! But anyway, she is successful in her "Kuot" Career anyway.  Oh yeah! Behold the gospel of hany:

The man who knows the ambiguous mirage turned to see the silhouette of my humanity hiding from the skirmish war

"______________NOSEBLEED!_______________

Scientist all over the world tried to study this specie  for a long time already. Many people say that its just mutation that led to this kind of power and some religious group claims that she is the flood that will vanquish the earth! Her name is Reyaniliza Kassandra "The Spitter" Te! They say that you need to cover your face when she speaks! They say that her saliva showers! But we dg knows her better! Saying that it feels like showering when she talks is an understatement! Her saliva is a dilemma! A desturbia! An armagedon incarnate! THE REINACTMENT OF THE GREAT DESTRUCTION OF NOAH'S ARK MADE WORST! For the DGs don't suffer forty days and forty nights only! We suffer it 24/7 the entire years we've been together! And worst, her saliva is like acid! It will surely burn down you skin!  But she is no different from this other member that will surely take your breath away because of his idiocracy ( A vocabulary invented for him)! He has Idiocation and stupidation combined all together to make a salad of doom! The other Te, Christian Dave-vil Te! With a sense of smell stronger than that of a blood hound, he can smell you a light year away from earth! How could that be possible anyway? Well here's the answer! With nose hole like that of a volcano crater ( ha ha )  He is called ILONG RANGER, CHIEF SIP-ON INVESTIGATOR! Often times he thinks that he is cute and I don't know where did he get such a ridiculous idea! And just like the other Te, he is also a spitter who spits Lava! Meteors! Comets! And other heavenly bodies! Report says that no matter what, this psycho should never suffer poverty or else you won't like the outcome! ( Remember what he said in forth year as to why he did such crime during the drama and the reason for the action is poverty?) THAT'S IT! And of course this gives way to the only person who could spot him from his foolishness is ARABELLE GRAVINO- you might think that she is strict because she can stop Dave but you are wrong! She is just the secret leader of the DG whom everyone could trust! well enough of the positivist! Lets do it the harsh way! Often times she likes to cut class and goes home whenever she wants to and does not get admission slips to the prefect of discipline! But what made her unique is that she has the voice that can deliver us to 2012! When she laughs the pitch is so high you may find her a bad nightingale! and her favorite food is BING BANG! YEAH! BING BANG! ( the chocolate ) 

  Arabelle is also a nature lover who likes to plant kawayan and feed chickens as they are favorite animals! ( LOL )

another fucking member of the group is Danica Braganza- an

Adam-obsessed, lazy, careless, cheating, lying, glambert who likes to comment on anything that she sees! Hell Yeah!! She eats like a pig and sleeps like a snake only to wake up when she is hungry! But she is successful in terms of her education! Proof? She's a DL! No not deans lister! DE-BARRED'S LISTER! SHe is often time seen lurking around the food court eating all the food she could have!

                     

Another mesmerizing creature bestowed upon the DG is our very own guru Hazel Lasay who also, like  Hany published her own book! or these books are more of like a manual! these manuals are entitled in such a unique way you can't forget their titles! 

1.How To Steam Up The BED

2. Heat The Night

3 The Ways of Pleasure
4. Other titles that i forgot!

But she is really religious though as a matter of fact she has her own religion and if you are gonna be a member of it you will surely go to hell! yes! you will burn in an inferno of fire! The famous lasay rosary goes like this:

PUTANG INANG YAWA NG BWISHIT GAGO ATAY PACKSHIT   FUCK~ ( may tono ang fuck sa last )

This is why she is said to possess all the capital sins mentioned in the above!

Proofs?

1. she is the best friend of Ma'am Orion because she is always late! That's Sloth!

2. She likes to keep all of her foods all by herself but asks for food to another person claiming that she has not eaten! That's gluttony!

3. She is jealous of people holding foods! Food still but jealous is Envy!

4. She does not share her blessings of answers during exams! That's greed!

5. She is a guru! That's Lust!

6. She defends her answers even if she is...ummm...correct but 1% wrong! That's Pride!

7 She will curse you insults that the world has never heard off before every time she is mad! That's wrath!

8. She has curly hair and that's Curly!

And from the proofs above she is indeed the certified queen of sins!

This next member of the DG must be the missing link or something! He was discovered in the museum and 

and from then on was named Roger Jordan. You may think that he is a good boy if you just simply look at his face which has no trace of sin at all! Yeah! But to tell you the truth, he likes to complain and insult all the ugly things that he sees! He is like the junior Frincess only in attitude not in skin! And he likes to play hide and seek even though nobody is really looking for him! What a foolish boy! And he is also leading to the expedition to find the missing troglo and when he bought to the cafeteria in HCCC he also said bing bang ! And just like any other DG, he is also certified lazy! A class cutter! An absent body! A dota player! And a bully in FIFA! And you know who's the guy he bullied? We'll come to that later cause first I want you to meet the most intelligent subservient,voracious, epidemic, criminatic, animatic, cinimatic, paatik and big headed member of the group, Charlie John Larosa.

With a head as big as his,  you won't wonder why he can create such excellent words that they scientist no longer use Latin for giving scientific names. Not even Mr. Webster could defy such peerless intelligence in inventing words! Even Oprah cried whenever she hears him talk " Eskemberly isbergandy eskemberlu bergandy eesbrigindee!" Yeah! Every time he talks like that the entire american nation gives him an emotional standing ovation! And such intelligence should not go to waste so decided to give him Madagascar so that he may be able to teach the lemurs to talk! He is really the master of tongue twisters!

But wait, the original 9-side group decided to adopt a retarded as part of our charity program! But we did not choose a child though! we chose this carpenter who in deep tagalog is called UYAMOT! his name is Jonathan Vince Cane Valmores.

He was a carpenter that we saw while we were eating lunch at who knows where! Well apparently we saw his extreme talent right away! He is very gifted in pounding the nail with the hammer that we decided to go to the place were he came from and guess what we discovered? He is actually a summa cum laude graduated in the coarse of BS Carpentry Major in Nail Pounding at the University of Munting Paaralan! Well if ever you question his intelligence, why not solve this one?

What is the total strength exerted by a fifty year old carpenter if he holds a hammer weighing twice the size of half a truck that is 1908kg when he tilts his arm at an angle of 90 degrees to pound the nail located 6 inches blow him at a 4 inches ply wood? If the gravity of the earth at that time is 3 times than the normal what would be the out come of the pounding? After you got the amount of strength, can you tell how deep did the nail was buried if it was 7g in weight?

oh yeah these are the members of the Drunkard's Generation ! But this is just the introduction! A guide for you to understand the critical minds of the DGs as we continue DG diaries!